A Department of Water Resource representative stops at a Free State farm and talks with the old farmer .

He tells the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for the water allocation".

The farmer says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there".

The government employee says, "Meneer, I have the full authority of the ANC Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Do you understand?"

The farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Shortly, thereafter hears loud screams and sees the government employee running for his life followed close behind by the farmer's bull, who's gaining with every step. He is clearly terrified, and is screaming for help, so the old farmer throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

"Jou kaart... wys vir hom jou f*$%#n kaart! "